So went into the mens room at one point today and there was a guy sitting in a stall, presumably doing some business, and he was talking on the phone. This is roughly the progression of thought that went through my head: “Wow, I'd never talk to anyone while sitting on the can. Whoa, this dude is in a public bathroom. Should I pee quietly? Oh hell, let's try to embarrass the poor sap. {FLUSH} I wonder what the person on the other end is saying right about now?” And to top it off, he was talking about where he was going to eat dinner, and he suggested Mexican food. Dude, I think you might want to reconsider your position.