This one is too good to pass up:
From: Bewildered Rider
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 10:48:12 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Mandate to the Ass
My only request of the Bushes is this:
Please do not put another Bush into an election for president. Ever, ever, ever, again!
Giuliani in 2008!
You know, I still would have like to have seen Howard Dean run for president. I liked him. He was just loony enough to get the job done. Could you imagine him in a meeting with the Grand Toad Chirac?
“Meestair Preseedant. Ve feel that the Americahns are so bourgeious, so filthay, so layzay and airogahnt! You must change!”
“And you must lay down before me and call me God! I am Howard Dean, President! Bitch! Yeeaaarrrrrggg!!!”