Came across this this cracked.com humor piece today in the comments of Brian Doherty’s commentary on the recent permit probation issue for Burning Man. While reading it I realized that I’d read it before, and it contained one of the singular best lines I’ve ever come across.

“I’m going outside to stick my hand down the pants of Mother Nature.”

Read more: Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn’t Worth It | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/bad-acid-weird-boobs-why-burning-man-isnt-worth-it/