I’m going outside to stick my hand down the pants of Mother Nature

Came across this this cracked.com humor piece today in the comments of Brian Doherty’s commentary on the recent permit probation issue for Burning Man. While reading it I realized that I’d read it before, and it contained one of the singular best lines I’ve ever come across.

“I’m going outside to stick my hand down the pants of Mother Nature.”

Read more: Bad Acid and Weird Boobs: Why Burning Man Isn’t Worth It | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/bad-acid-weird-boobs-why-burning-man-isnt-worth-it/

Uncle Jay Explains the News

Now I know I’m behind the curve on this one, but it was only today that I discovered the greatness that is http://www.unclejayexplains.com .

Uncle Jay thinks it’s really, really important for today’s news to be understood by today’s innocent, ignorant and immature minds.

Also children.

“Uncle Jay Explains the News” began in 1995 on a local TV station. It even won an Emmy. Today, Uncle Jay continues his mission on the internet.

It’s his way of staying connected with young people, now that he’s no longer allowed within 500 feet of a school. Tell all your friends about Uncle Jay so that they can also learn more about the world, and about how to figure out what the heck it all means. Grownups themselves sure don’t know.

Go now.