The great sphincter in the sky

I woke abruptly in the wee hours of the morning today after visualizing an invisible ass sphincter expelling poop while hovering above me. The poop was about the size and consistency of that belonging to a small dog; not a human thank god. I woke up right as the first steaming string would have landed on me.

I wonder what dream analysts would do with this one.

  1. the old ball and chain

    He failed to mention that he scared the sh!t out of me when he woke up and almost knocked me out of bed. *yawn*

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